FAQ

My “About Nicci” page will give you some insight into who I actually am, my personality, my hopes and dreams. But for those who want to pump me for some hard and fast facts, read below!

The Basics

Who the hell are you?

I’m Nicci Haydon.

What do you do around here?

I write erotic fiction and poetry (commonly “erotica”), as well as occasional non-fiction articles about sex and writing.

Hehe, you must be pretty horny.

That’s not really a question.

So do you want to fuck?

You’ll never find out.

Jeez, calm down. OK, so erotica – does that pay the bills?

Rarely, but I also ghost write which is a little better for the bank balance.

How old are you?

In my early thirties. I prefer not to be more specific.

Are you married?

Good god, no.

Would you like to be?

No.

Sexuality

Don’t you like men?

Actually, where I’m from homosexual marriage is OK. So there.

OK, it’s just you have a bit of a mix of orientations here. So are you straight or what?

I fluctuate. I don’t like to be identified as any particular orientation. Sometimes I’m straight, sometimes lesbian, bi, or just really interested in myself.

So you masturbate?

Frequently. Contrary to beliefs that really should have died out at the end of the Victorian era, girls do have a sex drive.

Political

You seem a bit confrontational?

Haha, I see what you did there, adding the question mark. I’ve heard some of these questions a lot of times, so I’m sorry if my answers are sometimes dry.

Can you describe yourself?

I can.

Where are you from?

The UK.

What do you think about *insert political issue*?

Why not write a blog post of your own about it? If I’m interested, I’ll post a comment.

So you comment on other people’s blogs?

All the time. I like people and I’ve made some great friends in the time I’ve been on here.

Can I ask you something else?

Put it in the comments and I’ll answer!

Money Issues

So your stuff is free?

Yep, everything on here is free and always will be. I’m never going to password protect any sections or anything. See my (un)copyright notice for more information.

So why do you have adverts?

I have affiliate ads that give me a bit of commission if you buy something. I’m always up front about it and I try to pick things that I think you’ll like.

Shouldn’t you, you know, do this for the love of it?

I do love it. And I’ve always wanted to give away stories for free because I think everyone should have access to sex fiction. I also live in a capitalist society where I need money for food and clothes and accommodation.

3 thoughts on “FAQ

  1. I like your answer to your sexual orientation. I’ve never heard anyone answer like that. I tend to think sexuality is a lot more fluid than the mainstream seems to think. I like your blog, will be following. 🙂

    • Thank you, that’s very kind 🙂 I think a lot of people would be a lot happier if they were allowed to say “You know what? Today I’m gay, but usually I’m straight. Deal with it.” rather than having to deny their feelings for fear of being labelled as “bi” for the rest of their lives.

      For me it’s like a rollercoaster – lesbian, straight, bi, straight, lesbian, lull. But rollercoasters are meant to be fun, right?

      (actually I don’t like rollercoasters, but that’s because I’m a scaredy-cat)

      • I only like little roller coasters. 😛 But I understand. People like neat little labels so that’s going to boggle their little minds. LOL. But, yes, why not?

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